Wait wait wait. You're on the internet dude. You have all the cable in the world, at your fingertips.

The opening music is PoePoeZao.

Political change in name only I imagine. They just finally had a chance to say what they truly  felt.

Ira Glass is tuff. He ain't no Mustang tuff, but he's poker tuff.

Does Devo's "Whip It" count?

Check in of the 35 year olds. I went skateboarding today in celebration of something not being terribly wrong in a recent MRI. Then when I realized how fucking hot it is today in the bay, I was like "fuck this whole sweating thing". Now I am drinking a 40 of PBR and reading with the front door open. The point:…

I hear you on that Earth Crisis comment, but to me their fans were the worst part (no offense to you). Like, they would walk around the parking lot of the Night Owl in Pensacola with fucking HOCKEY STICKS to try and intimidate people smoking a bowl or drinking a beer.

Bob Marley was allowed to have nice things.

Some mass murderer is booking his ticket right now.

Of course you do, Right Hand Man!

Heller, I would say a Gateways piece on De La Soul would be worthwhile, considering the length and output of their career (truly remarkable in the hiphop world), but then I realized: their entire catalogue is amazing.

Relax, every one, relax. Every. single. human. Relax. Lay off the coffee and go get an icecream cone.

Take that back about The Price is Right, dude.

I would personally prefer a guest appearance of the Chupamiverga.

Ay, callete chistoso guey!

Horatio Sanz Pantaloons, thats riduliculouous! I hate your list!

It makes my heart feel good knowing that Heller was the one to read and review this book. Thank god it wasn't one of the the other writers who knows shit-all about rock and roll!

Woah guys, WOAH. Have you ever been on fire before? No? Then cram it up your pie-hole!

I say "An Airborne a day keeps the haters away", but you know, I am pro-active.

Crimson Ghost. Misfits (Glenn era—— the only one that counts) fucking rule, and the ghost kicks ass.