that does sound healthy. i just recall that during one of his appearances on late night with conan, he talked about how he wanted a cooking show. i would not be able to stop watching an episode of that. infinite transfixiation.

i see what you did there

stand up sounds very promising. anything would be better than the enlightened-racist-liberal orange is the new black. maybe christopher walken can finally get his own cooking show!

now i've heard it; nothing short of what i would expect from them. is it racist to say that the japanese play better crust than scandinavians?

oh shit, new album!? it's been forever. thanks for the heads up. the last few years have seen a seen a lot of crust reunions, some awesome, some more like misery. i saw them clear a room at a fest they were headlining.

i hope i didn't set a precedent. anyway, sometimes i'm an internet dickhead.

somehow i don't think you're qualified to make that statement

fuckin youngstown

fuck FSU and courage crew and PBJ and all that shit

isn't rolling stone gen x's version of rolling stone?

yeah that's what i'm talking about then. i don't really know where it came from but it's a newer term that recursively refers to . . . y'know, that stuff. i think i dig it.

the wat tyler mr. crust 7 inch . . . no release will ever compete with that artwork

goddamnit i'm jealous. there's a really high quality video of their chicago set on youtube somewhere.

are you talking about the thing that people also call "skramz?"

no

yo that peace/anarcho thing was definitely still going strong in 90. but yeah i think you touched all the bases there.

last time i was in florida, our drummer popped out, gave a dude a concussion, and then we continued with the set.

MARCON is what's up. every metalhead, punk, hip hop head, and hardcore kid end up at the hotel parties. and hip assholes don't go to it! for real, they don't!

just bomb the place

i don't always speak, but when i do, it's in scripture