I'm not usually a fan of gay panic jokes, but, "Don't leave though! You stay here and have someone else go get it." was a damn fine Perry-ism.

I quote Cooley in everyday conversation more than I'd care to admit. I'm partial to "What ought to be ought not to be so hard" in particular.

I quote Cooley in everyday conversation more than I'd care to admit. I'm partial to "What ought to be ought not to be so hard" in particular.

You, sir or madam, are correct.

You, sir or madam, are correct.

YBOR CITY BITCHES!!

YBOR CITY BITCHES!!

Timothy Olyphant.

Timothy Olyphant.

Hicks died when he was 33. Gotta get a younger guy to play him.

Hicks died when he was 33. Gotta get a younger guy to play him.

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen….have a seat.

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen….have a seat.

Well Warner Bros. is making this, The Stand, and The Dark Tower, so maybe they're planning on spending time doing some world-building between them - Randall Flagg, Crimson King, blahbity blah. Otherwise, yeah, two movies makes no logic.

Well Warner Bros. is making this, The Stand, and The Dark Tower, so maybe they're planning on spending time doing some world-building between them - Randall Flagg, Crimson King, blahbity blah. Otherwise, yeah, two movies makes no logic.

Fantasy casting! Eddie Izzard as Pennywise. Go.

Fantasy casting! Eddie Izzard as Pennywise. Go.

Imaginary opera gloves! What is this, what are we doing?

Oh come on now. This is just cruel. Can't they just use the money from Lou Diamond Phillips' Penny Can sales to keep it on the air?

Now this just makes me happy.