I first took "Golan-Globus" to be a play on words involving the Golden Globes and the disputed middle-eastern plateau, but unfortunately it's just two guys' names.

see also: Pliny, "Historia 100% Naturalis"
Tacitus, "Anals of Imperial Rome"

It died in Nairn! Like a dog!
"Ehhh, whadda they know in Nairn?"

How the fuck could a vampire penguin get a sunburn? Every teenage girl knows that sunlight turns vampire penguins sparkly. Use your head, santos.

if so, watch the New York Times bestseller lists for my new boffo teen novel series, the "Penguin with a Sunburn" saga.

we've been over this already.

[spotlit interlude]
is there anywhere in this great big world
true love for poor Tom Thumb?
I've met a thousand full-sized girls
whose beauty strikes me dumb
but they point and giggle from their seats
because they've never seen a
Gen'ral so pint-sized and petite!
O! Where's my Thumbelina?

So You Think You Can Dance
I watched most of a season of that show, and I thought the judges were wrong most of the time, too. They seemed overly preoccupied with "telling a story", obvious metaphors and literal representation, and I don't think my dislike of that had anything to do with not being a dance expert.

in a just world, it would land in "Direct to DVD Purgatory"

did somebody say….. "branch out"? Because the answer to your question is "Snuggie for Trees"

It won't be easy, but someone needs to convince Tim Burton that CGI has been found to cause cancer, or that a giant EMP blast has destroyed all the world's computers.

Only the sharpest eye, the keenest nose,
the quickest ear and the fleetest toes
Can ever outfox the Fox!
Only the stoutest arm, the bravest heart,
with a magic charm and a good head start
Can ever outfox the Fox!
Those who try to tangle with my daring do
End up at the angle that herring do!
Only the sprightliest sprite, the…

each year I age, but
high school girls, they stay the same
see also: vampires

Bottle Rocket is always the favorite Wes Anderson movie of people who don't like Wes Anderson.

TomWaits—Wes anderson has been making movies for less than 15 years, so I'm not sure you can say he has a "late period". I thought Darjeeling Limited's script was his weakest yet, but visually it was pretty incredible—better even than Tenenbaums, maybe. I never thought I was the type of person to salivate over a…

wouldn't a Star Fox movie just be the end of Star Wars, but with animals instead of people? I'm sure someone can throw that together for you.

OBVIOUSLY, the sequel to "Sex and the City" must by necessity be "Sex and the Country". It could be like Green Acres, or that show where Paris Hilton lived in Arkansas, or the episode of AbFab where they go to the south of France. Or the movie where Kirstey Alley and Tim Allen put on an Amish fashion show.

Oh hell, I'll bump it up to first tier—no television shows combine a perfect concept with uniformly perfect execution anyway.

I place it in my second tier, along with The Prisoner and Firefly—shows with great concepts that periodically rise to greatness in execution, but with only moderate consistency.

It's possible that the movie has colored my recollection of the book. The glowing amulet and wacky crow bits were goofy, but those wrinkly old rats were pretty creepy. It's mostly all a haze though, I should flip through that again. Also Wind in the Willows.