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Does Slithe have an alibi?

I've got oak tag and a black marker that smells like licorice.

"But illegal anything, I'm not for"
Um, streaking is illegal YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE.

Dude, you threw your back out on tour.
That's God telling you that you've been de-cocked. Go make a bluegrass album with Norah Jones and plant some flowers by the front porch.

:: Throws condoms at JVS ::

The problem is that
The majority of the people who support this law don't have any idea who the hell any of these people are. You think Jan Brewer really cares that Cypress Hill isn't playing Phoenix any time soon?

Yeah, well
Panama was also developed by the CIA, and I got the sweetest shirt when I was down there.

Six percent nation
WHERE MY ONDTDAAJES AT? THROW UP YOUR POETIC, WISTFUL HORNS!

Parker's on there because she's not the first dog that ever shitted on your lawn.

"I can't imagine how it played at the time."
At the time, what I remember was the anti-climactic nature of her death being surprisingly effective. There had been some controversy over her appearing in "Playboy", and the creators of the show were very upset, and for some reason everyone knew turning in that night that

Is is a godless and offensive title, after all.
"Shit my Lord says" would have been much better.

I'm the same way; I couldn't get into Easy Tiger at all, but Cardinology really grew on me. It seems like everyone likes one or the other but not both.

Where does this fit in to the Ryan Adams Timeline?
2005: Releases "Cold Roses", "Jacksonville City Night", and "29", all of which are amazing. Does many, many drugs.

Well, that sucks.
I was really interested in seeing where they'd go after "Wavering Radiant".

No one in "Outsourced" will put on the Beverly Hills Cop soundtrack and do the worm.

Actually, they've already filmed the first 3 episodes of season 3 and will have the next 3 filmed before she has to stop filming because of, you know, having a baby.

Outsourced < DJ Roomba < Ghost of DJ Roomba

I don't think the second human in the centipede line would be saying much of anything.

Something tells me Marc Toberoff
is about to have a very suspicious horse-riding accident.

Highlight in an episode stuffed with highlights
The look April gives after she says " . . .which is the age that pretty much everyone agrees you're an adult now" was like a whole four act Chekhov play in five seconds.