I realized the other day
That I've been waiting for Verizon Wireless to make a "Legend of Zelda" ringtone for longer than Justin Beiber has been alive.

1975.

It was also pretty good when it was called "Peggy Sue Got Married", but I hear that they've made some changes and now some sort of Hot Tub Time Machine is involved.

All I know is that the Smoke Monster from "Lost" has been tapped to play the Smoke Screen.

Billy Bragg
"Don't Try This At Home" was a pretty well promoted album, with a lot of singles. but I never understood why "Cindy of a Thousand Lives" wasn't one of them. Maybe because it doesn't quite sound like any other Billy Bragg song, all lush and echoy, like he heard "Loveless" and thought "What's the Billy Bragg…

"You And Whose Army" and "Drunken Punchup At A Wedding". I like my Radiohead angry and sneering.

I don't know about that; my dick sure likes playing Scrabble.

I'll wait til late December 2010
When he gets pissed that Tron Legacy is hogging all the 3-D screens and he releases it a third time.

Jose Reye's overactive thyroid is already doing a pretty good job of taking us down. you can keep Heyward in AAA for a while.

Please no one alert the hip hop community in regards to this.
"You mean we can MAKE people download all of our "skit" tracks too, not just the songs?"

Every time I watch my beloved Mets
I get a craving for the salty and bitter taste of my own tears.

Damn, I was hoping to at least unlock Nibar Nahtan.

Yes it will, since everyone knows cocaine makes time go faster.

Common ground between '90s alt-rock and '70s prog
Mr. Phipps, meet Tool.

The Tron arcade cabinet from the 80's used as a major plot point?
Well played, Disney.

It's about Avon Barksdale.

This I swear to you
If there is a code that unlocks Centaur A-Rod, I will buy this game right now.

It's been pushed back so they can finish the "Diagnosis Murder" fighting game. It uses the Tekken 6 engine!

It's the internet man, EVERYTHING is about "you". Didn't you see that special issue of TIME a few years ago?

Yes, he has interesting things to say about interesting subjects. And since you enjoy frequenting this site, of which he is the chief editor, it's a safe bet that you would find what he has to say interesting on this panel as well.