Yeah, but the Blue Note Wu Tang series is amazing.

Break some legs, AV Club!
Due to an unavoidable meeting, and the fact that I got the hell out of NYC two years ago and moved up to the Hudson Valley, I will be the guy who's not there.

Hey, he's just looking at a picture book! Fucking retarded dog.

THAT'S what Google Image thinks "sexy" is? Wow, Google Image has a wierd "Fat Rockabilly Elvis" fixation.

Where my seersuckered southern dandys at?
I never understood the appeal of Mint Juleps until I married a southern girl. Get a big wad of fresh mint, mash it with some simple syrup, crushed ice, bourbon, add a hot summer day, oh mercy I do believe I'm getting the vapors.

@cavecommentor:

In addition to Dinosaur Jr. as a worthy comeback (and holy cats, how amazing is "Farm?":

Fuck you Diddy, that "sexy old tree rings smell" is pure Lazerguided.

Yes, does Michael Jackson die at the end of "This Is It"?

I vote for "I Drive A Tank" By Bob Pollard

HAPPY THANKSGIVING AV CLUB!
Seriously.

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
is awesome. That's why they did the Rickroll float, because the people behind that show actually got the joke and didn't care that only 2% of the people watching would have any idea what the hell was going on. They had the perfect opprtunity to make that meme go out in style.

The Omnivore's Dilemma & Divisadero
Ok, I didn't think Michael Ondaatje's "Divisadero" would be on this list, because it really got a bum rap; it's clear from most of the reviews of the book that many reviewers didn't even finish it, because their analysis of the book did not take into account the narrative twist at…

Ninja Samurai Ronin Tonkatsu Sensei Shabu Shabu Ninja: The Squeakuel

Now I'm hoping this movie ends like Terminator 2: Some little boy runs up to him and says "You did it! You assinated all the Ninjas!" and he says "No, there is still one Ninja left" and then points to himself.

But he's also a Ninja himself.

I said it before, and I'll say it again
Isn't naming your movie "Ninja Assasin" like calling it "Fighter Warrior", or "Mailman Postal Worker"?

YOU FOOL
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DIP THE HAM IN HOLY WATER FIRST!

GEORGE SPROTT, MOTHERFUCKERS!
So happy to see that on here. I withhold all further complaining.

DO NOT TRUST THE ROBOTS
They are programmed to lie.