Wash dishes shirtless, niiice. Did he also (allegedly) have them hold potatoes over their feet and peel them?

Thanks, but I've actually been talking over my problems with a guy I met in an internet chat room. He's real nice!

Thanks, but I've actually been talking over my problems with a guy I met in an internet chat room. He's real nice!

Not quite the same thing, but there's a coffee shop in Long Beach where the bathroom is plastered with posters and photos of Audrey Hepburn, some altered to show her drinking the house coffee. It's classy, in a sense, but it's also unnerving having 29 Audreys all staring while you pee.

Not quite the same thing, but there's a coffee shop in Long Beach where the bathroom is plastered with posters and photos of Audrey Hepburn, some altered to show her drinking the house coffee. It's classy, in a sense, but it's also unnerving having 29 Audreys all staring while you pee.

Nine, nine, nine
That crazy number nine!
Times any allegation of statutory rape you can find
It all comes back to nine!

Nine, nine, nine
That crazy number nine!
Times any allegation of statutory rape you can find
It all comes back to nine!

A lady wandering our office parking lot today yelled at us for trespassing and for being Obama's paid assassins.

A lady wandering our office parking lot today yelled at us for trespassing and for being Obama's paid assassins.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

I drive a rickshaw, but I don't let anyone on it.

I drive a rickshaw, but I don't let anyone on it.

You know what rhymes with hipster?

You know what rhymes with hipster?

This is the most tragic and incomprehensible loss in the entire 3.5-billion-year history of lifeforms killing and consuming other lifeforms.

This is the most tragic and incomprehensible loss in the entire 3.5-billion-year history of lifeforms killing and consuming other lifeforms.

…that does not involve his career being over and his reputation irreparably shot to hell.

…that does not involve his career being over and his reputation irreparably shot to hell.

Yeah, I am Gorey4Life, but I'm pretty sure that was the cover that got me to check my first Bellairs book out of the library.