I used to torment and exploit those who cannot fight for themselves… until I took an arrow to the knee!

I used to torment and exploit those who cannot fight for themselves… until I took an arrow to the knee!

Dad died an incredible death because I had horrible sex!

Dad died an incredible death because I had horrible sex!

Oh, sure, I'm not approving of the song she sued over; it sounds like it was silly and kind of mean in the best of interpretations and contemptuously transphobic in the worst. I just don't like it when people abuse the legal system to limit other people's rights to free speech, even ugly speech.

Oh, sure, I'm not approving of the song she sued over; it sounds like it was silly and kind of mean in the best of interpretations and contemptuously transphobic in the worst. I just don't like it when people abuse the legal system to limit other people's rights to free speech, even ugly speech.

People do like their Moonrise Kingdom around here, so maybe I'll give that a shot one of these days.

People do like their Moonrise Kingdom around here, so maybe I'll give that a shot one of these days.

This'll probably make me unpopular with many quite lovely people around here, but I was deeply disappointed by Rushmore. I was all psyched — why did no one tell me there was a much-adored movie with Bill Murray and Ms. DeWitt from Dollhouse!? — and then within the first ten minutes I realized I despised the entitled…

This'll probably make me unpopular with many quite lovely people around here, but I was deeply disappointed by Rushmore. I was all psyched — why did no one tell me there was a much-adored movie with Bill Murray and Ms. DeWitt from Dollhouse!? — and then within the first ten minutes I realized I despised the entitled…

She was kind of a censorious dickbag with that libel suit, though.

She was kind of a censorious dickbag with that libel suit, though.

ParaNorman was done by the Coraline studio, but I guess Selick wasn't attached.

ParaNorman was done by the Coraline studio, but I guess Selick wasn't attached.

Our house didn't actually have cable, but they used to air MST3K as a one-hour syndication package, and it had special bookends with Mike Nelson playing some kind of weird old-man host (like half of all MST3K jokes, it was supposed to be a parody of some TV guy I'd never heard of).

Our house didn't actually have cable, but they used to air MST3K as a one-hour syndication package, and it had special bookends with Mike Nelson playing some kind of weird old-man host (like half of all MST3K jokes, it was supposed to be a parody of some TV guy I'd never heard of).

Ja! Ich liebe U2! Ich werde dies zu sehen!

Ja! Ich liebe U2! Ich werde dies zu sehen!

I think it would be rad if the Oz section went into 3D without going into color. Fake everyone out!

I think it would be rad if the Oz section went into 3D without going into color. Fake everyone out!