Better Jeff Renfro than Ren Jewfro.

Better Jeff Renfro than Ren Jewfro.

So, uh, I assume there's supposed to be something other than a silent picture of a countertop?

So, uh, I assume there's supposed to be something other than a silent picture of a countertop?

FLAGGED for unironic optimism.

FLAGGED for unironic optimism.

Dog Police with Adam Sandler

Dog Police with Adam Sandler

Ah, I figured it was either the TV or the player, one of the two. I won't bother getting all in their business about it, since I'm moving far away in a couple weeks anyway. I'll stay vigilant if I ever get a new TV, though.

Ah, I figured it was either the TV or the player, one of the two. I won't bother getting all in their business about it, since I'm moving far away in a couple weeks anyway. I'll stay vigilant if I ever get a new TV, though.

That said, it might be really cool to see a CG-animated world at this "realistic" speed. A lot of video games already do this, more or less.

That said, it might be really cool to see a CG-animated world at this "realistic" speed. A lot of video games already do this, more or less.

My ex-neighbors invite me over once in a while to watch stuff. They have a huge DVD/Blu-ray collection and they seem to buy a new TV every nine months. Their current Blu-ray player apparently has some tech to boost the FPS by drawing in new frames based on the surrounding ones, or something. The upshot is that…

My ex-neighbors invite me over once in a while to watch stuff. They have a huge DVD/Blu-ray collection and they seem to buy a new TV every nine months. Their current Blu-ray player apparently has some tech to boost the FPS by drawing in new frames based on the surrounding ones, or something. The upshot is that…

I'll watch the 24fps version, and then I'll buy a ticket for the other 24fps version made up out of the other set of frames. It's awesome, it's gonna be two different movies.

I'll watch the 24fps version, and then I'll buy a ticket for the other 24fps version made up out of the other set of frames. It's awesome, it's gonna be two different movies.

Yeah, it's about, like, 8-year-olds, completely out of the YA spectrum. Still wonderfully anarchic, though, a sort of Being John Malkovich with juice boxes.

Yeah, it's about, like, 8-year-olds, completely out of the YA spectrum. Still wonderfully anarchic, though, a sort of Being John Malkovich with juice boxes.

That was actually in Carroll's original. It was a metaphor for a power struggle in the House of Commons.

That was actually in Carroll's original. It was a metaphor for a power struggle in the House of Commons.