And here's Part 2! Yes, everyone must watch:

…what would simultaneously enthrall children and piss off librarians.

It's actually a 19th-century stagecraft technique called "Pepper's Ghost"! It's basically the same principle as looking out a subway car window and seeing both the platform and the reflections of your fellow subway passengers.

So has anyone here seen the Disney Tarzan from whenever the hell it was, 1998? I've heard people say it was pretty decent, but that was back when the big draw was the novelty of CG jungles.

Guys! They have a Kickstarter!

Friends of mine gave their daughter the middle name "Jayne" in what I believe was an intentional reference.

I honestly can't recall an instance of another theatergoer annoying me with talking or texting during the film. I can only assume it's because the things I go to theaters for tend to be, like, Jiro Dreams of Sushi. On a weeknight.

I actually had that hand once. I know most aficionados would flop the N and go straight for the double-drip, but with a cloned L of spades and several drinks in me, I was feeling a bit saucy, so I set up the clam and punted. One round later and what should the gypsy across from me squeeze but the E of Hearts. I was…

http://nibi.jp/ji/foobar/di…

"Staccato" by Gymnopedie!

Wait, why does the A.V. Club even give letter grades when we already have more precise metrics available?

Or it's just a regular DVD flipped around any old way, because Reed Hastings gets finger grease and scratches anywhere he wants, because he has eight gazillion dollars.

Furthermore, the W-word is frowned on these days due to association with decades of insensitive pop culture. The preferred term is "woman with lycanthropy".

You're a cunt! I'm a cunt! Everyone's a cunt!

A lot of the extremist conservatives actually come off as decent human beings who respect their opponents but must take a stand on principle (albeit a — to me — misguided principle counter to the traditional spirit of American liberty).

@jerodast You should've become a Ringer fan just to have a chance of influencing the online conversation. They're kind of dead over there.

Just so we're clear, this is the paragon of moral virtue who had this to say about adoptive parenting:

It looks sort of like off-brand Tussauds.

Well, it did get canceled right in the middle.

Maybe they were all off in… uh… East Space?