Just a few more years, and he'll be ready for Lucas to drop him into Episodes IV-VI! Then they'll finally be fixed!

Lorax 3: An Inconvenient Moose

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts

Wait, what? People hate Eve? I think she's perfect, or at least perfectly fine. She's smug and aloof and all the things one would expect from someone in her position.

I'm fairly certain Harmony would have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

Wow, really? That's about as douchey as when AMC dropped a preview for a Breaking Bad episode in the middle of the previous episode, right before a super-tense who-will-live-and-who-will-die finale scene.

Season 1 of Angel was pretty episodic as well, so this almost feels like a return to that dynamic. Except that Season 1 sucked hard, and what I've seen of Season 5 doesn't. I think it's both that the quality of the one-off stories is higher and that they have the previous seasons of quality character development to…

I just started Season 5 a couple weeks ago, so this is perfect timing! I mean, I'm nearly done now already, but for once it'll be fresh in my mind when the reviews go up.

My mom and dad grew up in the forests of Upper Michigan and a tiny desert settlement in the southeast corner of New Mexico, respectively. Real America!

I like how the review just offhandedly calls everyone in Portland gangly and shifty-eyed by nature. It's probably true, too!

The game was actually supposed to be pretty good.

Or The Beatles on iTunes.

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus pics or gtfo

Bartholomew and the Oobleck: A BP Production

The sexual harassment video we watched for work was actually fairly amusing. You could tell the actors enjoyed the chance to act like over-the-top parodies of Mad Men characters.

Do I take risks in order to gobble up the fruit symbol in the middle of
the screen? I do not, and neither should you. Like the fat and harmless
saucer in Missile Command (q.v.), the fruit symbol is there simply to
tempt you into hubristic sorties. Bag it.

My fellow Americans! We begin farting in five minutes!

I remember the last time I went to a Gawker Media site. Gizmodo had purchased a stolen prototype iPhone 4, and like everyone else on the internet that day I was like "Oohhh, I should read this and get the scoop," even though I have no interest in the iPhone or any other Apple product.

Godfather in Space

Baiku ni Notta, Zugaikotsu no Moeru Chou Kakkoii Yatsu