I hate Halo for… Wait, actually, I don't. I just don't play first-person shooters without a mouse and keyboard, and I don't play a lot of full-on shooters anyway, so I've pretty much ignored this series.

It seems to be surprisingly cheap to film an apocalypse. "Boy, am I glad we escaped to the country where there are very few people around and we can hang out at this abandoned farmhouse. I sure am lonely, due to most of humanity having died horribly/died awesomely/eaten each other. Oh, hello, new character. Did…

Rad!

Well, it's not like they were the Sprinting Dead, or even the Sauntering Dead.

Streaming
So, I don't have cable, but I like zombies. Does AMC do internet broadcasts for their series anywhere?

Really, Pepe, you don't have to. This is why we have embedded reporters.

I think the similarities in the screencaps are a sneaky pseudo-journalist trick to make readers think he does that all the time throughout the entire movie.

Just wait until the big-budget '10s-nostalgia remake is a summer 2028 tentpole movie.

Bieber? Kutcher!? I barely know 'er!

2f;2f

I broke ya stupid crap, ya moron!

I never thought about it until now, but that would make a great/stupid student film project. Pick a Choose Your Own Adventure book that could be filmed on a shoestring budget, then recreate every last damn page of it, sticking it on YouTube and letting viewers click to choose the path.

Um, most TVs allow you to make any film silent.

I don't know about you, but my favorite Rescue Rangers episode was the one about the child rapists with mouths for eyes. Monterey Jack was all CHEEEEESE, it was great.

Yeah, RPS had something about that. I'd probably get it, just on reputation alone.

Harry Potter and the… Dangly Fellows?

The scripts are just whatever slashfic comes up that day on Google. I hope you like Draco/Dobby.

Harry Potter, but in a zombie apocalypse!

idiotking: I think Olivia Williams may have a most tantalizing offer for you. Try to be your best.

Wow, someone missed the episode about the cloning machine.