"Do you know a good place to eat around here?"

"Ayuh, we small-town folks here in small-town Maine don't take a shine to Pepsi and the like."

Yeah… I probably shouldn't use that Omnomnomify thing on every news story I click on. Not that Cookie Monster doing a happy dance under that headline isn't amazing, but now I feel terrible about it.

Oh balls, I maked a whoopsie.

I look forward to hearing Franco tell us over and over again how obstinate the past is.

Name yourself after a character that AVC would mention now and then, put on your Pretendin' Pants, and let the unearned pride wash over you.

Agreed completely, but I can't not point out your avatar being Ramona Flowers, herself the player in a grand creepy romance, haha.

At least he can take the extra free time to learn a second facial expression.

Hey now, my fat butts are beloved by all!

Tuco's read on "Biz-natch" was both hilarious and terrifying. Speaking of terrifying, all I could think about when they went to the desert was "Oh shit, that 'salsa' stain is going to dry, and his abuelita is going to be very disappointed in him". Hector trained me to fear Tuco's family members way more than Tuco…

Wow, I was not expecting this at all. This has a lot more going on, and a lot more in common with Breaking Bad, than I had expected.

I cannot believe that I never associated your screen name with Freaked.

The PS4 I bought last week finally arrived, so that's been a hoot. Although I also took advantage of a sale on PS3 games, so guess which console is hooked up right now? My only problem with the PS4 is that it seems to have an issue with my Wifi (a common problem, apparently), so I have to carry it downstairs and plug…

Preach, brother.

If it's as good as the first one/the early seasons, I'm there with bells on. Early SpongeBob and the entirety of Rocko's Modern Life are the best things to ever come out of Nicktoons.

I had it bad for Salma Hayek right around the time I discovered a certain hobby that would later take up a whole lot of free time as a teenager.

As much as I came to love the series, I remember being pretty disappointed as a kid when I finally worked up the courage to actually watch past the intro. I had built it up in my head as some indescribably terrifying show, and I got a talking banana (fuck, what a weird episode) instead.

I don't have high hopes, but I can't help being excited every time somebody attempts a new horror anthology show.

Hey now, why so negative? After all, Genisys does what Nintendyn't.

Loved it. The only problem with it was that it's going to make me miss Reggie even more.