To your first question: Yep.

*gauges tone of the comments*

Grab that kid by the scruff and tell him that Bad Touch is a goddamn masterpiece of double entendres! Pshhh… the Lyle Lovett pun being lame… well I never!

"Funteresting"? Things of interest regarding Allen Funt?

Even in light of recent Cosbyings, an OTT impersonation still makes me laugh every time. It's just a comedy soft spot for me that never gets old.

Come Wander With Me gets a pass just for the song. Gorgeous and unnerving. I'm looking forward to getting to that one on the BR set for the remastered audio.

John Lennon can't be alive, because JFK shot him in 1989 for cheating at Gin Rummy (and for being a Reptilian… but mostly because of Rummy). Then, in 2002, Zombie Lennon used up his lifeforce to summon the Time Cube, which created Barack Obama. And as we all know, Big Medical is injecting tiny Obamas into us under the…

*falls over, laughing hard enough to throw out my back* IT'S LIKE BUTT SOUNDS! BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS AT ODDS WITH HER BEING A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN! *wipes tears of laughter* Hooooo, boy!

Hear hear!

Some day I will be mature enough to not giggle at Imogen Poots' name.

That very advice has been passed down in my family for generations.

Why, this old party isn't very grand! This old party isn't very grand at all!

I think it's more comparable to that one book with the guy in it. Y'know, he walks around sometimes, and says a thing, or something like that.

What are his thoughts on the legitimacy of The Beatles?

I ONCE RESPONDED TO "LET'S SAY GRACE" WITH LESS ENTHUSIASM THAN SOME MAY PREFER, AND DIDN'T FEEL EXCEPTIONALLY BAD ABOUT IT

I'm very much going shame (and pants) free. "Two tickets to Encino Man 2: The Squeakquel, please!", I'll say with joy in my heart. And when the old-timey ticket man points out that I'm alone and would thus only require a single ticket, I'll look directly into his soul and simply nod as a grin slowly creeps across my…

I'll definitely watch it. There's no chance in hell it wouldn't be truly awful, even by Pauly Shore standards, but I'll be there on opening night.

Clearly Mr. The Weasel has been on a serious juice-wheezing binge.

The kiiiids, y'see… these days, they go around and do the rapes! Now, my wife… y'see, I don't do the rapes. I'm too tired from raising my kids to be going about toooown with the *makes face* and the *makes another face*! But my wife, as I was saying, my wife… if she thought I was going about tooown doing rapes at the…

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