It takes a LOT to make a stew.

Star Wars: The Squeakquel

C'mon, that was five paragraphs into the article! I had to stop after "Fantastic Four's new Docto-".

Man, I love this movie. It's about as layered and biting as a Garbage Pail Kids card, but it's weirdly gorgeous to look at, and it tickles me in spite of myself.

What will this mean for the next season of "It's Boner Time!"?

To me, I think it's because King has a bad habit of being unable to stick the landing (and I say this as a very big fan). So instead of being driven forward by the main plot, I sometimes find myself more interested in the periods of normality.

Yeah, Insomnia is a rough one. That takes it to an extreme that's too much for even me.

King's tendency to have basically nothing of importance happen through half of the book is actually a plus for me, as I like his "slice of life" subplots and meandering pace, but what I want from him more than anything right now is something along the lines of his earlier short story collections.
He's always been at…

M-O-O-N, that spells "obdurate".

Any missteps in this episode were more than made up for by the "twist". I'm a sucker for that kind of circular absurdity. The "imaginary friend" bit was right up my alley as well, as nobody but nobody does intentionally corny sub-Vaudeville humor like Laughing Stockerman.

I'm all about some tarantulas.

Two things: The original Nightmare on Elm Street glove (or any of its various sequel versions), and the faucet nipples from the "Find The Fish" segment of Meaning Of Life.

That was the best thing.

See, without the guiding hand of Twisty, Dandy's just a mess of a killer. My boy Twist would never stand for such sloppy technique. He'd better come back as a sass-talkin' ghost and set that boy on the right path, I tell you what.

I'd be pissed, but there are too many people around.

Maybe it's just me, but for me, it's been awhiiiile since I've read such a good interview.

They both feature run-by fruitings and a montage set to "Dude Looks Like A Lady", so I beg to differ!

Go on… but trick us again, Hellraiser franchise, and your low IMDB rating will be legendary, even in Hell!

A bit of a letdown after how great "TIME" was, but the production value and catchiness is still intact.

I expect Alice Glass to dress as Ira Glass dressed as a dog dressed as Ira Glass while listening to Philip Glass next year.