I think this is one of my all-time favorite songs. Which is interesting, as it's not really my kind of music at all. But it's just so… perfect.

I'm disappointed by the lack of Dawes-related trip reports on Erowid.

Mmmm, that's good Who. Enjoyed every minute, and not just because of Clara's low-cut dress. (didn't hurt, though)

Anything to (re)make a Buck, amirite?

I was obsessed with Family Matters. I'm probably singlehandedly responsible for Urkelmania lasting as long as it did.

It also needed the extra time before release to remind people that Da Vinci Code was a thing, and maybe someone who's not related to Dan Brown might still be interested in seeing what that wacky professor is up to.

They're both bizarre, campy stories made up of an endless gallery of horror tropes blended in with styles and genres that should never be mixed with horror.

I had a massive grin on my face the whole episode. THIS is the AHS of the first two seasons, and I couldn't be happier that it's back.

Well… fuck. Not super surprising, as everything I know about Alice Glass says a breakup was inevitable, but I'd have liked a couple more albums and a chance to see them live before then.

IT'S A BEAR DANCE!

Sure, why not. *sigh*

Don't forget Polygon! I hear Justin McElroy has a wife and daughter! That's two women… in his very household! The very man who blessed us with MBMBaM and Time Belt! VIDEO GAMES ARE DEAD!

Patrick writing here would be fantastic. I'd love to see him have an outlet for dissecting the horror genre at length, for instance. Plus the commenters here are capable of acknowledging the existence of sexism without screaming about Anita Sarkeesian and "SJWs".

Yeah, I love the GB forums and spend a life-cripplingly large amount of time there, but it's still a video game forum for better and for worse. The Klepek backlash era was hugely embarrassing for everyone involved.

I love when Giant Bomb and AV Club cross paths.

Y'all biscuitheads just made my day.

BRILLIANT!

"You'll have to play 'ketchup' if you want to be the king, Mayo, and you just don't cut the mustard!"

I just can't take this show seriously until they give us a Condiment King origin story.

Well, she sort of did:
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