I have two and a half slices on my way to a pizza place.

Worst/best part is, repeated listens don't help much like they do with other unsettling songs. The horror never fully dissipates.

Yeah, that song still makes me incredibly uneasy. It just has thousands of horrifying little touches that send the imagination running.

I can't imagine what I'd think of industrial (one of my favorite genres) if I had started with Throbbing Gristle. Had "Hamburger Lady" or "Medicine" been my introduction, I'd probably have sworn off music forever.

"Never rub another man's rhubarb"? I mean, sure, but where does that fit in here?

Yeah, or Carpenter's "Escape" movies. I'd rather it be straight-up horror, but I'll gladly take some silly, over-the-top action.

His crippling pretzel rod addiction will be the downfall of our nation's youth.

As ridiculous as the premise is, I do hope the sequel delivers. The Purge is a fun concept because of its huge scale. Making the first one a home invasion movie (and a shoddy one at that), as much as I love said subgenre, was the exact opposite of the right move.

Yahoo saved Community? Man, we live in a weird, weird world.

Whoa whoa whoa! Did you just spoil your stance on the subject in the headline? Great, now I know that you're pro-spoiler. Guess I don't need to read the article now, do I, VanDerWorstt! *runs away crying*

But… but… nuh-uh!

I *thought* your name looked familiar…

Being that the headline says it takes place during Final Jeopardy, you could have just scrubbed ahead to the last couple of minutes.

Spoken like a true Ass Effect lolololololo, Volus are better and ur face is a butt made of butts!

Believe me, I do, haha. The only one I can stand is Giant Bomb. It has its share of schmucks, but by and large it's pretty pleasant.

You fucking ball-juggling pasta doctor! The Turians are shit! Shit, I say! Shiiiit! Real gamers like the Volus! Nyah!

Movies: Having my pick of every movie and show in existence, past, present and future, but the audio on each one is slightly off.

Youtube.com? Yes.

Fittingly enough for the image in the article, I've binged the entire Elm Street franchise multiple times, and will likely do it many times more.

I never understood the hate for Alien 3. It was an excellent return to the horror roots of the franchise. It certainly wasn't an amazing movie by any means, but it was still a lot of fun.