I don't know about scary (subjective as hell, obviously… I could see it being a rough watch if you don't like clowns), but definitely one of my favorites.

Hoho! Oh, that Hitler… he pokes fun at life's little foibles.

Oh man, yes. Especially with "… but rap and country lol XD" appended afterwards. Invariably, these people listen to one or maybe, just maybe, two genres if they're feeling adventurous.

*slinks off to my room, quietly cracks open Avatar DVD case and slowly slips disc into player*

For all intensive purposes, yes.

Oel ngati kameie, tsmukan.

Pet causes? More like ben…ghaz…es! See, because… it's like "Benghazi"… it's a rhyme, kind of.

Hell, how do you think I felt? Fuckin' DEA, man…

Now, your choice of words seems to imply that Spotify offers music by bands that AREN'T Journey. Do you mean Steve Perry's solo stuff?

Prefer Jason to Freddy? That's a paddlin'.

A doff of the hat to your milestone, sir! Between all of my gimmick accounts I'm probably not far off myself. Oh. Oh god.

Oh man… I always thought "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" (or just "Little Miss", as hardcore Spin Patients call it) was a prequel!

With that recent article about sequel songs on my mind, I now demand a sequel to Two Princes. Which prince did she pick!? I mean, a lifetime of free rockets is pretty hard to turn down, but I'm sure she wants her father to keep condoning her as well…

Holy shit, that never hit me. Wow. Wooooooooow. Truly, this book is the gift that keeps on giving.

It's been a while, but I seem to recall only being able to say "Really? REALLY!?" for the rest of the day after finishing it.

Oh wow, I had no idea. That sounds amazing in the worst/best way.

The Strain doesn't really grab me (I like my horror on a smaller scale, especially since I'm so very, very burnt out on "outbreak" stories, be they zombies, vampires, or dance crazes), but I do hope it's good, even if I don't watch it. More TV horror is always a good thing.

All I could picture when I read that was a call-and-response style "Mmmmhmmm, you got that right!" from an army of 60 to 80-something WASP grandparents.

I wish someone would tackle Son of Rosemary. Not that it deserves an adaptation; I just want fans of the movie that never read the books to share in my pain.

I'm very excited for this. Not a lot of 2014's upcoming horror is really blowing my skirt up so far, but this looks fantastic.