Non-lethal poisoning, sir!

How you gonna do Sister Mary Clarence like that after all she did for you? Step up your game!

Chef Aid from South Park, mainly to see DMX in his prime.

Gilligan's Island : Huell.

Donde esta fake-ass Huell?

How you gonna remake my show when Gilligan hasn't even properly ended the original? Motherfucker promised me a Huellicopter scene in the finale! I was gonna swoop in and be all like "Brrrap brrrrap, Nazi assholes!", but noooooo, instead, it's all "Lock him in a room and just have Walt's car shoot the Nazis"! How the…

*high pitched falsetto* "Hey, I hear Huell ain't busy…"

Damn skippy. Gotta have my Mr. Magorium off of Netflix, y'know.

Not trying to spread no rumors or nothing, but I may or may not have been in talks with Marvel and Whedon to get the "H" in S.H.I.E.L.D. to stand for "Huell"…

Four years ago I wasn't locked in a room by my asshole coworkers, man! I was high on the hog! Didn't have no time for websites, I had to breathe at people and be moderately emotional.

YEAH, GIMMICKS, BITCH! Wait… I'm the one who gimmicks? Fuckfuckfuck, where's my muse… NO HALF MEAS-no, no… ah goddammit. Taco Bell Bell never has this kind of pressure. :(

*stares and breathes heavily*

Reaching? Shit, I haven't reached for anything since 2003! If it ain't in grabbin' range, it ain't worth grabbin'!

Oh godDAMMIT. I don't get a single mention of my new track "Reasonable Rockin'", and Aaron gets the spotlight AGAIN. I can say "bitch" too, bitch!

How about the Isolation Of Huell?

When's MY interview, AV Club!? Shit…

"Nonessential character"? Motherfucker, that's what that asshole Gilligan kept calling me. "Lock him in a room", he says. "No one will miss him", he says. Bitch, you think Cranston and Paul is what kept people watching? No! They wanted Huell! I'm a goddamn star, baby!

Reasonably.

Man, I didn't need even a dab of makeup. Bryan's a little bitch, man, shoulda smoked up and aged himself for real. I looked like fucking Skinny Pete before I got my role. IT'S CALLED METHOD ACTING, CRANSTON! EMPHASIS ON METH!

Reasonably.