Ick. He's old enough to be her great grandfather.

Would you say you envy Mr. Timberlake?

It's not so much logic as it is habit (cancelled ER, replaced it with the good but not as good Southland, replaced it with the offensive-to-thinking-people Dateline, replaced it with the Jay Leno Show (10pm) replaced it with the inept Trauma …  and in a different timeslot, canceled Community and either replaced it…

We binged on Dr. Who, Torchwood, and the Wire (among other shows we'd missed) after the little one was asleep, and we were too poor to get a sitter.

He's twice the man you think he is.
2 x 0 = 0

The failure of Do No Harm is a spectacular non-surprise. The premise isn't compelling. The trailers weren't compelling. The cast isn't compelling (Mrs. Huxtable, withstanding). The peacock emperor of NBC has no clothes.

Yes, there's more to parenthood than just TV watching.

Have a baby. You'll find all sorts of time to catch up on these shows.

At best, 6 episodes and it gets replaced by live video of Bob Costas sleeping.

He was great as the sage in Kicking and Screaming. Also, I remember liking the Fly sequel, as redundant as it was.

Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face? 
Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my … Mom?

Actually, she looks just like Tatum O'Neal, circa 1992

Lineysha's look was arguably Hall of Fame material. And by contrast, Serena's might have been the worst I've seen on the show, from head to toe. Her runway walk was like  the girl crawling out of the well in The Cell, but not in a good Sharon Needles way.

They should just dedicate the entire show to Nazi takes on early 90s recurring skits.

I want to poke out your eyes and make love to your skull

Marry Eric, fuck Johnny Drama, kill the rest.

Taking in place in Europe, I'm guessing they won't be hunting for the Baseball Diamond.

Doc Cock

Do I smell a Captain E-O prequel?

At least he's not playing Silver Sable.