The novelization of Girls Gone Wild is tragically underrated.

As measured in hairless Luke chest.

I'd still tap that, but when is Paul Dano going to play a cocky sonofabitch?

Cracker is the diamond. Gin Blossoms are the cubic zirconia dingleberry

Bright light!

How is the roadie not played by Kevin James?

So Mr. Drummond had one biological child, two adoptive children, and one stepchild, and by my count Willis is the only one who of the three who never got kidnapped (Kimberly and Arnold kidnapped hitchhiking; Arnold kidnapped by the bike store molester; Sam kidnapped by … someone, who cares). William Randolph Hearst…

I don't think that it was so much "heavily implied" that Dudley was molested so much as the producers wisely opted to not turn the last scene of the episode into a Law and Order: SVU crossover.

Also, Muhammed Ali and KITT

Thanks for calling out Into That Good Night in your "10 More." I had long since been a regular viewer when that aired, but to me it remains one of the finer sign-offs for a show, and effectively retconned that final last season

Hot Tub Time Machine 2: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back in the Water

I'd watch a Parks & Rec-esque take on Jar Jar Binks' senatorial career, with  disapproving translator droid C-3PO left to clean up the mess every week.

Does the "Day-O" scene from Beatlejuice count?

I first saw Oliver! when I was 5, but seeing it in London as an adult, "Who WIll Buy?" was the song that jumped out.

A 30 minute version of the musical that only focuses on Angel and Tom Collins wouldn't be too bad. I love the musical, but it's really a case of the parts being better than the whole. I also never really understood why I was supposed to not want Mimi to be dead.

Expect King Kong to show up in Season 2 to spice things up.

Pierce Brosnan laid Sarah Conner and stopped a f'ing volcano in the same movie. Aaron Johnson has some serious shoes to fill.

Texas Chainsaw Episode IV: A New Chainsaw

Step Up 4 tha Chainsaw!

There's a great deal of misogyny underlying these awards each year