I'm willing to bet that the Torch Song Trilogies has made its way into the Bachmann Family VCR.

I'm willing to bet that the Torch Song Trilogies has made its way into the Bachmann Family VCR.

Well, it was good for me.

Well, it was good for me.

I loathe Pride and Prejudice and Love Hewitt in equal measures. I eagerly anticipate hate-reading the review of Darcy's Creek.

I loathe Pride and Prejudice and Love Hewitt in equal measures. I eagerly anticipate hate-reading the review of Darcy's Creek.

I'd rather eat a pack of old twinkies that my pregnant wife makes me buy than swallow that tagline.

I'd rather eat a pack of old twinkies that my pregnant wife makes me buy than swallow that tagline.

I actually still get a juvenile smirk out of the Southpark movie tagline: "Bigger! Longer! Uncut!"

I actually still get a juvenile smirk out of the Southpark movie tagline: "Bigger! Longer! Uncut!"

Amy Ryan could chew up the screen as Michelle Bachmann (and Nathan Lane as Marcus Bachmann is a guaranteed Emmy)

Amy Ryan could chew up the screen as Michelle Bachmann (and Nathan Lane as Marcus Bachmann is a guaranteed Emmy)

Is Bela Lugosi available?

Is Bela Lugosi available?

Say, say, say, what you want 
But don't play games
with my affection

Say, say, say, what you want 
But don't play games
with my affection

That would be a Christian-Contemporary death.

That would be a Christian-Contemporary death.

Hot Pepper as the switchblade-packing tranny hooker with a heart of gold. And he/she drives an El Camino.

Hot Pepper as the switchblade-packing tranny hooker with a heart of gold. And he/she drives an El Camino.