Wrinkle cream, Ben Gay, hair dye, and Sly's platform shoes.

Wrinkle cream, Ben Gay, hair dye, and Sly's platform shoes.

Can we have some fucking Carl Weathers and Jesse Ventura?

Can we have some fucking Carl Weathers and Jesse Ventura?

He's saving up to buy a second earring.

He's saving up to buy a second earring.

The saga dictates that Stallone must put the long-awaited "Cobra 2" on hold.

The saga dictates that Stallone must put the long-awaited "Cobra 2" on hold.

I'm weighing in a week late just to note how much more Manila's Madonna looked like Madonna's Madonna.

I'm weighing in a week late just to note how much more Manila's Madonna looked like Madonna's Madonna.

I actually thought the Lady Bunny joke was pretty funny, and tonight's episode made me realize how much I love Alexis Mateo.

I actually thought the Lady Bunny joke was pretty funny, and tonight's episode made me realize how much I love Alexis Mateo.

The original Batman series alone includes Oscar winners George Clooney, Tommy Lee Jones, Jack Nicholson, Kim Basinger, Nicole Kidman, and Christopher Walken.

The original Batman series alone includes Oscar winners George Clooney, Tommy Lee Jones, Jack Nicholson, Kim Basinger, Nicole Kidman, and Christopher Walken.

I don't suspect Kraven's Last Hunt would translate to the big screen, but that was an amazing 6-comic arc

I don't suspect Kraven's Last Hunt would translate to the big screen, but that was an amazing 6-comic arc

Kim was born to play Feral from Rob Liefield-era X-Force. The characterization was lazy, she had no redeeming qualities, memorable plotlines, or noteworthy skills, and her t!ts and ass were always being shoved at the reader.

Kim was born to play Feral from Rob Liefield-era X-Force. The characterization was lazy, she had no redeeming qualities, memorable plotlines, or noteworthy skills, and her t!ts and ass were always being shoved at the reader.

Did you ever have OJs, the Orange Juice flavored corn ball cereal? I'd peg it around 1984. I guarantee it tasted worse than Ang Lee's Hulk Cereal.

Did you ever have OJs, the Orange Juice flavored corn ball cereal? I'd peg it around 1984. I guarantee it tasted worse than Ang Lee's Hulk Cereal.