Chris Rock and John Stewart were both great. Also, nominating songs that had a dent on the public consciousness helps when lining up musical acts.

@ Dr. Robuttnik: I assume you like period pieces and coming of age stories.

I thought this was the review of the Criterion Collection release of the Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sigourney Weaver, Gene Hackman comedy "Heartbreakers."

I eagerly await the "very special episode" of 2 1/2 Men that tackles Charlie's very contagious scabies infection.

CS-Drugs?
Other Patient-No thanks, I'm straight.
CS-I mean are you in here for drugs?
Other Patient-I don't know why I'm here. Why are you here?
CS-Drugs.

Jimmy Olsen

$5 foot longs
Sell better to aspiring Teen Moms, 'cause they're eating for two.

And the award for most misogenistic awards nominations goes to
The Razzies have really degraded over the course of their existence, and they now seem to be 75% focused on women young men hate and the men that young women love.

Actually, Drugs Don't Work is a really solid entry on this list.

80% of these songs are represented by mix tapes from my last 2 years in high school.

Scotus: I will see that spoiled movie. Queue that shit up.

No. You're doing just fine with your Mad TV reruns.

Just couldn't let Ben have his day?
Typical little brother.

I saw Machete and the Expendables in the same night. Neither film was Kill Bill, but Machete was 10X as entertaining as the Expendables, and Trejo was 20X the aged badass of Stallone.

Not sure what was worse in the musical show-ending trio:

Dubledore Calrissian for the win

Also, the past decade is rife with popular books remade as Oscar-bait that no one went to see: Angela's Ashes, Kite Flyer, Memoirs of a Geisha, Winter's Bone, Snow Falling on Cedar.

Failed billionsie.

This almost all but squanders David Hogan's improbable comeback, but shit, in his shoes, I'd take the money too. The commercials and stills suggest it wasn't any fun for him either.

Pretty sure most actual insemination parties involve a human or goat sacrifice.