I plan to say the name but never the title.

Regal does free popcorn on/around your birthday, and the employees are too baked to sing to you.

This was almost 20 years ago, so, maybe it was a bowl. Hell, it might have been cake or a brownie sundae or something.

Honestly, I love that. It comes from a good place, and asks nothing of me beyond "thanks for the birthday wishes!" the next day. It probably helps that I've had enough jobs and lived in enough places that all those birthday wishes represent four or five different worlds colliding.

You're not middle aged. Middle aged is, like, 52.

My sister-in-law, after promising not to, once told a server it was my birthday. That waiter read my face well enough that he came back with a plate of ice cream, placed it on the table in front of me, and walked away too quickly for anyone else to start singing.

I remember that Scrubs.

Wow - I had no idea it was that close. I assumed the difference was larger than that since RI has two House seats and MT has one.

I thought Patterson Joseph's was pretty much fine - I've heard that it can be easier for a Brit to do American Southern. And the wonky accent work certainly didn't ruin what was an outstanding series.

By land area, sure, but MT has fewer residents than RI.

Oh, for the days when we thought there was a decency threshold for high elective office.

I approve of the specificity of this choice. My own choice would be George Allen (R-Macaca).

Yes, but they were all losers.

It's the hair, man. No son of Trump could possibly have hair that thick and lustrous.

Honey, if you think this is the lion's den, you're gonna have a rough four years.

No, nationwide: http://cookpolitical.com/st… . But you already knew that, you're just upset to be outside of your special safe space.

Perhaps, but it's the truth, and you voted for it, and more people voted against it than for it. I know, I know - you hate hearing this sort of thing whenever you leave your safe space.

And now comes the reflexive need to lie, when you've already told us who you are.

As a man and as an American.

No, no one anywhere has said that. Why do you keep trying to distract everyone from your failures? Pathetic!