Mrs. Pontifex thinks it's cute when I do it.

Does the curriculum consist of drinking for seven and a half semesters, then buying a suit and waltzing into a high-paying job with little actual responsibility? If so, my college had one of those, too.

All these comments suggest that she's a talented actress.

Makes me miss the Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas I could get on campus in college.

It's funny because it's true. But not ha-ha funny.

Who would do that these days, without the promise of being granted American citizenship and a generous monthly stipend (albeit one less generous than those of women like you in similar arrangements) and a societal understanding that it is rude to use phrases like "semi-literate mail-order bride"?

If the good place is eternal, you can eventually try every flavor of ice cream. In life, part of Chidi's problem was the fleetingness of things - he can only give the one speech at his friend's wedding, only has this recess once, can only have this meal with his friend once. Thus is the pressure on every single…

"Jesse, why did you hire TWO exotic dancers?"

And Sam is in charge of a place full of crazy people, and an office in the back where those crazy people talk to him about stuff.

It's such a high-concept show that Schur et al. might have designed it to be complete enough to be satisfying if it only runs the one season. They certainly got enough experience writing episodes that could have been series finales on Parks and Rec.

Oh, ARE they?

Season 9 was what Season 8 should have been. Of course, you can skip from Carell's last episode to the beginning of Season 9 and not really miss a damn thing worth seeing.

It means Beru has spiked Lars' milk with Space Viagra again.

Skim milk is water that is lying about being milk.

Joel, why would anyone want to DO that with Mitchell?

Because clearly a candidate who's been famous since the 1980s is exactly the same as a complete unknown like Sanders would have been.

He's well on his way to fulfilling his dream of getting fired from EVERY cable news channel.

Do me a favor, then, and tell me what things he describes as being part of the RNC oppo file on Sanders aren't factual and wouldn't have been gleefully deployed against him in the general election.

Yes, this is exactly what the sorts of comments I was talking about looked like. Thanks for posting such a great example of Sandersfan entitlement.

Pocket flan!