I was in a bad car accident a few years back. Pretty sure the ER doctor was 12.

I figured the answer was "put a peanut butter sandwich in the VCR."

I love the widget at the bottom of the page where you can see how different state outcomes open and close different paths to 270.

NBC recently came to the same conclusion: http://www.nbcnews.com/poli…

And that's why polling averages are what to watch, not individual polls. All of the outliers, house effects, etc. get washed out and you're left with a pretty good measure of where the race stands.

Where are you getting that? HuffPollster's Florida page ( http://elections.huffington… ) doesn't show a single poll where Trump is leading since July 11, and that was just a three-point lead.

Larry Sabato's latest has states with 273 electoral votes (NOTE: originally this said "273 electoral states", whatever that means. Sorry for any confustion.) Likely or Solidly Democratic, with a half-dozen more states leaning that way.

He doesn't care about competence. He's like the guy who finds a doctor who says he can keep smoking and eating chocolate cake three meals a day so he stops going to the doctor who told him to stop smoking and eat less crap.

For extra schadenfreude, the Breitbrat poll was commissioned with the claim it would prove the other polls were — say it with me — skewed.

You mean Dr. Saperstein?

So, worst case scenario, it will be out there and acquirable by shady means.

That's what I loved about it! Plus, all I knew about it was that it had an amazing cast and had gotten really good reviews. I think I thought it was a procedural with an unusual setting, and then…

He lacks Manafort's relative warmth and charisma.

That sounds about right.

Same here.

It was a neat twist to have Steve be the one who gets all clingy and insecure after, well, you know.

The comments at the online edition of my hometown newspaper remind me never to move back there.

Dear Amazon, please pick up season two of Fortitude. Kthxbai.

Top 10.

…so then the bear says, you didn't come here to hunt, did you?