I recommend setting up a profile on OK Cupid and Plenty Of Fish. The systems they use to connect people are different enough to provide a wider array of potential dates.

Sorry to hear that @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus  . One possible way to look at it is that she wasn't the person you were meant to be with. On the other hand, getting dumped automatically gives a person a "Drink as much as you want to" pass for X weeks where X=months spent in the (now-ended)…

@avclub-ae1846aa63a2c9a5b1d528b1a1d507f7:disqus  while it is entirely possible you are allergic to vicodin, I suggest taking a Benydryl with a half-dose and see how it makes you feel. A lot of Vicodin's side effects such as itchiness and even nausea can be reduced or eliminated entirely with a dose of Benydryl.

I love you @avclub-ccc36675ce8d7286aff56ecccb53d0a5:disqus  and I love every member of the commentariat!

I love you @avclub-0e639653c10d1353dfbc8e4a14df280e:disqus  even though we had that disagreement on the Heidecker Newswire yesterday about Amanda Palmer.

"No fair. I didn't get any anal beads on my slice!"

Yeah. It's not like Palmer posed in a bunch of staged photographs of different gruesome ways in which she had been killed that was photographed by her husband and has subsequently become a collector's item in order to promote her album entitled "Who Killed Amanda Palmer?"

Yep. She made 2 comments in the Newswire yesterday. The comment appreciating @El Dan's joke and the comment "Seriously?" to a commentariat's joke (and play on her own album title) "Kill Amanda Palmer" which was subsequently flagged and taken down.

Uh oh. The AV Club seems to be playing with fire here. Once people start saying things like "There's more meat to a $0.99 McDonald's hamburger" or "Less funny than a 99 cent store" Heidecker is going to rush into the comments section and be really-super angry like Amanda Palmer was yesterday.

Does anyone remember him hosting "Trashed"? If there ever was an exact starting point for when game shows went from "answering sometimes silly and sometimes difficult questions" to "encouraging the audience and viewers to laugh and enjoy watching someone watch their beloved possessions being neatly destroyed" that…

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I discovered "Casa De Mi Padre" last weekend while searching Netflix Instant and really enjoyed it. Of course if you check out the reviews, a number of people did not like the film because 1. It is almost entirely in Spanish and 2. They did not understand the telenovela format the film was making fun of. Steele and…

I'm curious how Seinfeld won the award for Outstanding Comic Performance. I admit I haven't seen anything he's been in over a decade, but I am certain that if he released an online special (Like Louis C.K., etc.) it would have at the very least been mentioned and/or reviewed on this site. Unless he won for that Super…

Could this be Jay-Z's first and Will Smith's eighth big misstep?

This looks…LOUD.

I agree. There have been a lot of things to be excited about so far this year musically.

Maybe HBO will premiere "Wreck-It Ralph" the same weekend as the debut of her special and confuse non-fans?

"Dude your car looks JUST LIKE the one from 'Pulp Fiction'."
"Thanks. I get that a lot. How cool would it be if it actually was?"

I believe we now live in the "Mortgages Don't Pay Themselves" era of music.

"She's been standing there for days like that."