Safety Not Guaranteed is pretty good when it's on the screen but doesn't hold up at all once you start thinking about it afterwards. If you do see it, make sure to turn off your critical thinking skills as soon as the house lights go out.

Two (possibly three) people have given "American Horror Story" a shot since I've mentioned it on twitter quite a bit this last week and the best description I can come up with for that show is that it is like driving past a car wreck on the freeway. You don't want to look, but at the same time you just can't look…

Two (possibly three) people have given "American Horror Story" a shot since I've mentioned it on twitter quite a bit this last week and the best description I can come up with for that show is that it is like driving past a car wreck on the freeway. You don't want to look, but at the same time you just can't look…

NO SPOILERS PLEASE!

NO SPOILERS PLEASE!

I'm getting Killer Joe in the mail tomorrow from Netflix. Before reading this article, I did not know that the creative team was also responsible for Bug and now I'm even more excited!

I'm getting Killer Joe in the mail tomorrow from Netflix. Before reading this article, I did not know that the creative team was also responsible for Bug and now I'm even more excited!

Happy Holidays everyone! This is the end of my first year of being a member of the AVC commentariat and I would like to thank each and every one of you here for all of the replies/likes/etc. you have given me this year. The few times Disqus went down this year made me realize just how much I treasure commenting here…

Happy Holidays everyone! This is the end of my first year of being a member of the AVC commentariat and I would like to thank each and every one of you here for all of the replies/likes/etc. you have given me this year. The few times Disqus went down this year made me realize just how much I treasure commenting here…

Have a great weekend everyone and happy holidays!

Have a great weekend everyone and happy holidays!

Thank you @avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus for the AV Club Awards! You did a great job!

Thank you @avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus for the AV Club Awards! You did a great job!

@avclub-6b04dca46cc94a29a0f39b8f1a9337fa:disqus I'm glad you are doing better and are here posting with the rest of us. Happy Holidays!

@avclub-6b04dca46cc94a29a0f39b8f1a9337fa:disqus I'm glad you are doing better and are here posting with the rest of us. Happy Holidays!

This news is both encouraging and discouraging. On the one hand, setting up an open call for everyone (theoretically) to submit pitches is a great idea, yet Amazon ends up going with 5 out of 6 pilots by people who are already established in the world of comedy. This reminds me of another trend over at Kickstarter…

This news is both encouraging and discouraging. On the one hand, setting up an open call for everyone (theoretically) to submit pitches is a great idea, yet Amazon ends up going with 5 out of 6 pilots by people who are already established in the world of comedy. This reminds me of another trend over at Kickstarter…

"I'm talking about his penis, y'all. BUY IT."

"I'm talking about his penis, y'all. BUY IT."

I am not a digital cult leader.