…And no fucks were given.

"Wait. Her gun is bigger than mine. NO FAIR."

"Wait. Her gun is bigger than mine. NO FAIR."

"We're gunning for college."

"We're gunning for college."

"We used to be misunderstood. Not any more."

"We used to be misunderstood. Not any more."

"We're going to prom like this too."

"We're going to prom like this too."

THANKS NRA!

THANKS NRA!

Halo 101

Halo 101

We should have a podcast to help everyone get Thanksgiving right, @avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus . You roast turkey year-round and I make green bean casseroles year-round. All we would need is a couple more Thanksgiving food pros and we could make millions! Possible podcast name: "SCRATCH 'n' Sac"

We should have a podcast to help everyone get Thanksgiving right, @avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus . You roast turkey year-round and I make green bean casseroles year-round. All we would need is a couple more Thanksgiving food pros and we could make millions! Possible podcast name: "SCRATCH 'n' Sac"

Happy Thanksgiving to the U.S. members of the commentariat and a happy thursday to everyone else! I am thankful for the A.V. Club and all of you lovely commentators who make this the best site on the internet. I hope everyone has a great holiday and manages to repress the urges to scream/punch/kill the family members…

Happy Thanksgiving to the U.S. members of the commentariat and a happy thursday to everyone else! I am thankful for the A.V. Club and all of you lovely commentators who make this the best site on the internet. I hope everyone has a great holiday and manages to repress the urges to scream/punch/kill the family members…

Maybe she was crying because you were a good guy and didn't bolt when the first opportunity presented itself and it made her happy. Tears of joy, perhaps?

Maybe she was crying because you were a good guy and didn't bolt when the first opportunity presented itself and it made her happy. Tears of joy, perhaps?

Between this and "50 Shades" 2012 is the year that fanfiction finally pays off!