I'm so sorry to hear that @avclub-c156902f5b20b572848be18c11634dfb:disqus I really like your comments and being subjected to Christmas music for the next two months sounds like an exquisite form of torture. I recommend either blocking it out entirely or making the song your own by making your own lyrics to the holiday…

"It's about time someone remade 'Tarzan'" - no one, ever

"It's about time someone remade 'Tarzan'" - no one, ever

I've become beyond jaded when it comes to horror films (haven't we all?) but HOLY SHIT this film looks scary.

I've become beyond jaded when it comes to horror films (haven't we all?) but HOLY SHIT this film looks scary.

I really hope this happens this time. New MBV music would make 2012 even better.

I really hope this happens this time. New MBV music would make 2012 even better.

Hey @avclub-81e4a61d798f8800485722d322bed756:disqus you seem cute. Do you want to get gay married?

Hey @avclub-81e4a61d798f8800485722d322bed756:disqus you seem cute. Do you want to get gay married?

Gin martinis, up. Lots and lots of them.

Gin martinis, up. Lots and lots of them.

This was awesome, as always. Thank you!

This was awesome, as always. Thank you!

I'm still a tad bit drunk/hungover but the combination of Nic Cage and the BIG RED NO is making me feel better already.

I'm still a tad bit drunk/hungover but the combination of Nic Cage and the BIG RED NO is making me feel better already.

Maybe it was because of the Super PACs, but this election cycle seemed to have 2-4 political ads per hour of television and I am SO GLAD that is over for the near future. I am guessing, however that those ads will be quickly replaced by Christmas commercials, so yay?

Maybe it was because of the Super PACs, but this election cycle seemed to have 2-4 political ads per hour of television and I am SO GLAD that is over for the near future. I am guessing, however that those ads will be quickly replaced by Christmas commercials, so yay?

I feel the need. THE NEED FOR SPEED!

I feel the need. THE NEED FOR SPEED!

I will never miss an opportunity to repost one of my favorite O'Neal Newswires of the year. What would an "Entourage" feature film look like? http://www.avclub.com/artic…