O'Neal has been rather existential today.

Even if it wasn't intended to be a horror story, there is still the supernatural twist at the end of the book that is very much "Stephen King being Stephen King"

Even if it wasn't intended to be a horror story, there is still the supernatural twist at the end of the book that is very much "Stephen King being Stephen King"

I just read the synopsis for "The Breathing Method" and I think I know why this had not been adapted yet. It really does seem to be a one-trick pony and although what happens near the end might have been scary for readers when this anthology originally came out, it is frighteningly tame by 2012 standards. I don't see…

I just read the synopsis for "The Breathing Method" and I think I know why this had not been adapted yet. It really does seem to be a one-trick pony and although what happens near the end might have been scary for readers when this anthology originally came out, it is frighteningly tame by 2012 standards. I don't see…

More like a drive-thru shooting.

More like a drive-thru shooting.

This http://www.imdb.com/title/t… is another project that he is writing. Higher up in the comments here I mentioned that he was out of ideas. This actually proves it.

This http://www.imdb.com/title/t… is another project that he is writing. Higher up in the comments here I mentioned that he was out of ideas. This actually proves it.

A quick note to "writer" Dan Ewen: You are out of ideas.

A quick note to "writer" Dan Ewen: You are out of ideas.

Thanks @avclub-1898a4d76532f237d9b5c0592dfe71a9:disqus ! I might take you up on that in a couple months!

Thanks @avclub-1898a4d76532f237d9b5c0592dfe71a9:disqus ! I might take you up on that in a couple months!

If you are being serious, I still have 2-3 months of revision but I will totally do that! Thanks!

If you are being serious, I still have 2-3 months of revision but I will totally do that! Thanks!

"'Yeah but at least his shit makes cents'" made me laugh. Thanks, O'Neal!

"'Yeah but at least his shit makes cents'" made me laugh. Thanks, O'Neal!

I'm just a guy in my early 30s trying to get a book finished to shop around to publishers. No TV show for me. :(

I'm just a guy in my early 30s trying to get a book finished to shop around to publishers. No TV show for me. :(

Least entertaining commercial, ever.