The twist is that they're… the same… person! Or something just as retarded as that

*wipes sweat from brow*
Oh thank God…. thanks Jeeeezussssaaah!

"it's about goddamn time"

her?

Gotta be a record store, I too would dip into the Tzadik label to clear the store on a Saturday night. There was some 9 minute Zorn piece that was created using digital shrieking and some math equation to make it random. It was like a modem being roasted alive and then sped up to eardrum-piercing high notes. I…

Sheesh, people are touchy nowadays… I've done the exact thing he did on several occasions and didn't have any nonsense happen. Good thing I'm not on TV I guess.

Oh Disney…
I love how the ride features only one native set-piece where they're obviously head hunter/cannibal/heathens. So in honor of that I suggest that the cast of the upcoming film float down a river framed by female circumcision, machete-warfare, and underfed folks emerging from the ground holding beautiful,…

Yeah, the original had to be edited to get an 'R'… and an 80's 'R' at that. Back when an 'R' meant something beyond 5 "fucks" and people smoking cigarettes. Tits! Gratuitous violence!

Thus Spake the Coke Mirror…

Don't forget the fact that you're a tax haven for the thousands and thousands of corporations who are incorporated whithin your state but who never do business of any kind wihtin its borders.

Pat O'Brien
Disgraced? Like, for real disgraced? Or just that he used to host Access Hollywood?

Franco's already handling the script re-writes, executive producing, hand-preparing everything for craft services, and hand-pixellating the CGI effects. The man can only do so much!

Baltimore apparently has a Zappa statue although I have not personally seen it

Yeah, you're right… tragically all this attention to Detroit has made it virtually impossible for Darfur's "We Want An ED209 Statue" campaign to get any press traction at all.

"Your move, creep."

if by surgery they mean "amputation"…

Only you know what happened, Mr. Dbag; if you can trace this bloodletting to a recent incident, perhaps it will pass as you say… if not, and this is came out of nowhere (no pun intended), it could indicate a big problem in your parts. No job is worth enduring this, so sayeth the Lemmy

Hitler in quiet retirement building furniture… Mein Kampfy Chair

have you recently endured any penile-trauma? Beyond the normal amounts, of course…

"then I'm going to tickle your bellybutton… from the inside"