I Want to…
play cards with your sister
bukkake your sister
be sold into white slavery like your sister
throw Faygo at your sister

Movie Trailer Narrator Guy: "Now with almost 60 never-before-seen seconds…"
*yawn*

George and Martha
Any couple who survive a night of Armageddon-like fighting like they did and are still together when the sun comes up will make it through anything. Whether or not they should be together is a different discussion, but I think they'll make it forever.

But on the bright side…
This will be much scarier than "Saw 3D"… I hope they rush this for a Halloween opening, I'm already trembling with terror.

It's a tie:

Can triple-breastedness cure
my crippling fear of feeling my eyes pop out of my head while I asphyxiate?

And does he shit in 3D?