It's FOX. No Asians, please, nor their nutsacks.

The streets in Venice I could accept/ignore…navigating a gigantic submarine through the canals, not so much.

Yep. Surviving Gossip Girl is the purest test of my commitment to my marriage.

I didn't like Norton as Hulk because he's too cocky and smarmy. Bruce Banner needs to channel the Jekyll & Hyde dynamic - mostly shy and uncomfortable, but with a latent anger that comes through every now and again. Ruffalo was best suited for the part IMO, but Bana did good work with the material he had.

I still have some of that score on my running playlist - the Elk Hunt track from the beginning will get you moving:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Sam the Eagle is willing to turn a blind eye to that one.

You forgot Beaker's tragic death from 3rd degree burns sustained in the explosion of Dr. Bunson Honeydew's meth lab.

Sure, that's impressive, but imagine how much better it would be if it were the world's largest jockstrap featuring the likeness of James Franco in rhinestones.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that the mime won't leave until you pay.

I now like to imagine that R. Kelly has business cards that just read, R. Kelly: Statutory Pisser in Comic Sans.

@avclub-f41c98ac606e9b29fce2d59f71df434d:disqus It was a mistake to start it with the Tarzan yell.

I really hope that sweatshirt is tucked into faded, belted Dad jeans and that he's wearing comfortable Reeboks with good arch support.

A guy who calls himself J-Hova releases an album titled after a document that strikes down the king's divine right to rule.

Historical legal document + Indiana Jones McGuffin = album title. Got it.

Yes, this is not making my Game of Thrones withdrawal any easier.

I haven't thought about this show since last year, and I had absofuckinglutely no idea what was going on for most of this episode.

My favorite part of the episode was the reaction shots around the table of the Small Council after Joff spoke out of line and everyone was waiting for Tywin to flip out on him.

Not even a bunch of bolts - they weren't reloading. They had a pile of pre-loaded crossbows up there and were just tossing the empties and grabbing another.

Too bad he's going to wind up as Warden of the North simply by being away when everyone else gets killed (or grafted onto a tree in Bran's case…)

Calm down, sweet giant.