That'll be three whores for @Kumagoro:disqus , please.

The perfect beer for the boot & rally.

The perfect beer for the boot & rally.

Mainly because mead is pretty disgusting. Find a really dry Chardonnay and stir in a tablespoon of honey. That's pretty much what mead tastes like. It was expressly invented to give you a weapons-grade hangover.

Mainly because mead is pretty disgusting. Find a really dry Chardonnay and stir in a tablespoon of honey. That's pretty much what mead tastes like. It was expressly invented to give you a weapons-grade hangover.

I don't know; Denny's basically survives on people who eat on a Hobbit schedule and enjoy Grand Slam platters for second breakfast and elevensies.

I don't know; Denny's basically survives on people who eat on a Hobbit schedule and enjoy Grand Slam platters for second breakfast and elevensies.

Ommegang Abbey Ale is one of my favorite beers, and one of the few that is actually superior from the bottle versus tap.

Ommegang Abbey Ale is one of my favorite beers, and one of the few that is actually superior from the bottle versus tap.

The word you're looking for is fantastic.

The word you're looking for is fantastic.

Well, the aliens only showed up briefly, we didn't see the cannibal mutants at all, Quinto didn't wear his Bloody Face costume and murder anyone, Chloe Sevigny's amputee didn't crawl out of any closets, James Cromwell didn't say "whore" at all, and there were no asses or blowjobs. This is what qualifies as a "slow…

Well, the aliens only showed up briefly, we didn't see the cannibal mutants at all, Quinto didn't wear his Bloody Face costume and murder anyone, Chloe Sevigny's amputee didn't crawl out of any closets, James Cromwell didn't say "whore" at all, and there were no asses or blowjobs. This is what qualifies as a "slow…

Trick question. They all get finger-banged by aliens and eaten by mutant cannibals.

Trick question. They all get finger-banged by aliens and eaten by mutant cannibals.

Ben Harmon is back to ruin more therapy sessions! 
TWIST: This time he's the patient.

Ben Harmon is back to ruin more therapy sessions! 
TWIST: This time he's the patient.

When I'm looking for a reliable ally, I always turn to the suspected Nazi torturer first.

When I'm looking for a reliable ally, I always turn to the suspected Nazi torturer first.

That would be your liver. Not optional.