Was she unmarried and without children?  In much of the world a lot of women still try to get those boxes checked before 30…

"Help tha muthafuckin' aged…"

"Help tha muthafuckin' aged…"

On the Onion, yes, if you're reading outside the US. 

On the Onion, yes, if you're reading outside the US. 

This can't be the first time I've seen that joke here, but… it kinda feels like it is.

This can't be the first time I've seen that joke here, but… it kinda feels like it is.

Maybe he objected to the paywall, and followed up by publicly pointing out how spectacularly easy it was to get around said paywall?

Maybe he objected to the paywall, and followed up by publicly pointing out how spectacularly easy it was to get around said paywall?

Holy shit, now I want to chase rabbits in a farm.  Sounds great fun for the first five minutes at least, before frustration sets in at my inability to take one of those hoppy bastards down.

Holy shit, now I want to chase rabbits in a farm.  Sounds great fun for the first five minutes at least, before frustration sets in at my inability to take one of those hoppy bastards down.

For a minute there I thought you meant the special password protected section of The Internet, where all the good stuff is.  But getting into that place is IMPOSSIBLE.  I've tried 'admin', '1234', and mashing the keyboard with both hands in a hacking montage, and none of it works.

For a minute there I thought you meant the special password protected section of The Internet, where all the good stuff is.  But getting into that place is IMPOSSIBLE.  I've tried 'admin', '1234', and mashing the keyboard with both hands in a hacking montage, and none of it works.

Has Paul McCartney always spoken like that?  In that video he has a weirdly deep voice that keeps swinging up teenager style… took me a while, but I've finally placed it- he sounds just like Moriarty from Sherlock.

Has Paul McCartney always spoken like that?  In that video he has a weirdly deep voice that keeps swinging up teenager style… took me a while, but I've finally placed it- he sounds just like Moriarty from Sherlock.

The name was probably a warning sign.

The name was probably a warning sign.

I agree with a lot of this, but I found the Dexter-Hannah scene pretty boring.  Could have done with more dramatic fizzle, and it's not like the material wasn't there.  Maybe she could have mentioned the fact that he pretty obviously killed her dad a couple of days before?  Or that he was a goddamned serial killer…

I agree with a lot of this, but I found the Dexter-Hannah scene pretty boring.  Could have done with more dramatic fizzle, and it's not like the material wasn't there.  Maybe she could have mentioned the fact that he pretty obviously killed her dad a couple of days before?  Or that he was a goddamned serial killer…

I would award a straight 'A' if the whole 'Batista retiring and being about to die' thing was a bait-and-switch for the death of Transient Female Detective.  Only, however, if they played a proper emotional death scene with Masuka shouting "Nooooooooooo!", followed by Debs delivering a rousing if sweary eulogy while a…