Dexter doesn't take place in our universe, though.  Also, assuming the bitterness still applies in the Serialkillerverse, that's just more evidence that Debs poisoned herself.  Which she probably did.

Batista.

Batista.

Yeah, we're now officially in 'AV Club reviewer likes the show significantly less than the commenters' territory.

Yeah, we're now officially in 'AV Club reviewer likes the show significantly less than the commenters' territory.

I can't really see a reason for her not to tell the cops about him anyway…

I can't really see a reason for her not to tell the cops about him anyway…

They also followed him in there, no?  They'd lost him but then they heard the shot, or something.  Also, the guy he tried to kill is still alive and I can't see any reason for him to avoid the police.  And his girlfriend who knows he's a serial killer has just been taken into custody.

They also followed him in there, no?  They'd lost him but then they heard the shot, or something.  Also, the guy he tried to kill is still alive and I can't see any reason for him to avoid the police.  And his girlfriend who knows he's a serial killer has just been taken into custody.

You get a like for actually linking to the site.  That's commitment.

You get a like for actually linking to the site.  That's commitment.

I would give anything to have a scene of Dexter wandering around an apartment saying that.  It would be beautiful.  It would be the Dexter equivalent of The Wire's 'fuck' scene.

I would give anything to have a scene of Dexter wandering around an apartment saying that.  It would be beautiful.  It would be the Dexter equivalent of The Wire's 'fuck' scene.

I'm going to go for… B+ on a Dexter scale, B- on a TV-in-general scale.

I'm going to go for… B+ on a Dexter scale, B- on a TV-in-general scale.

Ooooooh, good point.  Although you'd still have to be very good at crashing your car to convincingly total it and be sure of still being able to drink the water.

Ooooooh, good point.  Although you'd still have to be very good at crashing your car to convincingly total it and be sure of still being able to drink the water.

To be fair, Pitchfork was pretty cool before everybody found out about it.  Good thing that'll never happen here.

To be fair, Pitchfork was pretty cool before everybody found out about it.  Good thing that'll never happen here.

…or just lay a trail of Skittles from the Depths Of Hell door.  He likes Skittles.