I saved Syria. Was that what you wanted?

I saved Syria. Was that what you wanted?

Can anybody tell me where I can get the What Could Be Better? song from Righteous Bros.?

Can anybody tell me where I can get the What Could Be Better? song from Righteous Bros.?

And Jay Trotter realized it was time to get a new deflection.

And Jay Trotter realized it was time to get a new deflection.

Well, if you don't mind foregoing the hot part, you might like Courtney Love.

Well, if you don't mind foregoing the hot part, you might like Courtney Love.

Chris Martin is that little Shit that I don't like.

Chris Martin is that little Shit that I don't like.

Shia's massive erections are going to be one of his obstructions for this one.

Shia's massive erections are going to be one of his obstructions for this one.

I'm just glad PDR isn't hot anymore so I don't have to hopelessly pine after her, as a straight guy.

I'm just glad PDR isn't hot anymore so I don't have to hopelessly pine after her, as a straight guy.

I didn't see you at the convention!

I didn't see you at the convention!

Haha, I remember that.

Haha, I remember that.

Me too. For all its flaws, I really liked it.

This doesn't make me feel guilty at all, just like I need a shower or something.