Well, they do mate for life. Like swans. Drunk, angry swans.

Sounds like you've been saving that one…

An excellent point.

Matt LeBlancbuster?

Constantly being upstaged by Dee Dee from Dexter's Laboratory.

All valid points. Forgive my hasty misjudgment.

People on this site watch sports? Ok.

Googled it. Not convinced.

Ew ugliest kids ever.

Ooh! Ask her why Joaquin Phoenix is still an actor and still not a musician!

Sa'DAWESome.

Eh. For me, not much beats big butts.

they're different things?

Just imagine he's an airline pilot and those two white kids are about to get stranded on a tarmac for four hours.

Trolleo and Juliet?

Not the TV show, obviously.

Shooting yourself in the face might be a thing pretty soon.

Yes! Yes! Only 5445 to go!

I bet this just leads to a mediocre posthumous compilation album. And it wouldn't be her FIRST

I think he just has big fingers.