You're right, Dana Carvey's untalented. And I suppose we should all smirk knowingly throughout this film's production process. This has been fun, reading what you think.

Waaaaaaiiit a second…that live episode was funny as hell. Are we now all going with the line that it was a publicity stunt and completely valueless on its own?

Ansari is amazing, but surely he loses a point or two for titling his standup 'Dangerously Delicious'?

A) Three too many.
B) It's a running issue. And we all! Need! Constructive! Criticism!

Look, abusing a horse - or filming it to death, a la Luck - ain't cool.

Certainly not your most egregrious outing, David, but you know what! Exclamation marks! Should only be used in quotations! Or very sparingly! Even if you're super-ultra-enthusiastic!

I lost Luck before I even got a chance to get into it?

I'd consider the dead-eyed emo girl to be less interesting than someone who's complicated.

I bought liberty bonds, I'm listening to Bruce Springsteen and growing a freedom garden.

Just pitching in.

This has got to be the worst review the AV Club has ever offered.

I love articles about things we all already know. 'Hey, guys - Demolition Man is good!' Would love to catch a glimpse of where this army of secretive Demolition Man haters are.

Kyle - hell, man. Just so well done there. Especially pulling strands together in your key observations. I mean, damn.

Maybe it's sexist…but also, maybe it's not?

Oh man. I'm gonna make myself hated right now. But I gotta say…love Poehler, but Knope has got some serious Lisa Simpson syndrome going on. As in, not as smart or as creative as the outliers, but tries really hard; the kinda girl we all knew in class who got As in geography because it was memorization but got B- in…

Not sure Meredith said, "…it’s a bold-faced challenge to both Criss and Liz (to use the traditional expression)."
I enjoy grammar hawking as much as the next dweeb, but being over-sensitive leads to impulsive corrections, which lead to mistakes.

You gotta worry his breakout moment was first season - you remember when his impressions were revelatory?

Thought Radcliffe was funny and game. For a theater performer he wasn't the most natural onstage, but you're right, man. He was the best thing about the show.

Is this the greatest Sean 'MF' O'Neal photo-attached-to-byline ever?

Whatever grumpy Baldwin has been up to - and he is Grumpy Baldwin, check out that New Yorker profile - and whatever he's put us through, let us be unqualified about this: Hell MF Yeah.