So how does all this relate to the first season of Mad Men and the reveal of Don's secret past? That works, but it doesn't doesn't seem to line up with your sketched out rules - plenty of hints get dropped, and knowing the truth at the end definitely gives us a keener understanding of Don himself. Is it just that the…

It turns out this corpse in my bedroom was Burl all along… and he locks me in and leaves me to die!

Wait, did I do 18 holes or 17? Ah, I'm pretty sure it was 18.

Oh, honey, I would take you, but drove my car into the river on the way home from work. Oh, and I have a lifetime ban from all forms of public transit. Don't ask why.

Suggested bit of casting for McHale, based solely on these Community ads all over the site: the gentleman with the thistle-down hair in a Jonathan Strange movie.

Agreed. Here's a page with a couple of clips (mildly NSFW) - not much, but better than what you get up there:

What keeps our legs all warm and hot? PANTS!

We have to dance for Laura!

My parents are always much better informed on my local weather than I am, despite living over 3000 miles away.

Oh hatin, The Other Sister was a documentary, and the events occurred in real-time!

I try to get all my nutrition in paste form.

Not that you asked, but I was looking for a place to share my Drew Carey story. An aunt and uncle of mine were at the opening day of Disney's Animal Kingdom, and next to them, waiting to get in, was Drew Carey. My aunt pointed him out, and my uncle, without looking, loudly yells, "Oh, I hate that Drew Carey!" Later,…

There's very little meat in these mats.

He was her octagonecologyst.

Oh, this and that. I opened a crafts store in Lansing with a college buddy, but had to close it last year. Gave up on the Hollyweird dream, though. Nobody wanted to touch me after that stinker.

How 'bout some more coffee, Miller?

Yeah, this review had too many words. All I really need to know is, does it own or not?

Reminds me of one of my answers - Johnny Depp. While I'm sure anyone who leads a life as interesting as his would get bored of me of no seconds flat, he seems like a fascinating guy. Plus, dude has his own private island.

Yeah, this stuff will "pass" and everything will go back to reasoned discourse. The only way that happens is in a "The Road"-type situation, where everything resets to feudalism.

Another Question
In what way is she supposed to be doing him a favor? I mean, isn't he happy in his highly ordered world? Does he wish she would just leave him alone?