Word that needs to be excised from the AVClub thesaurus?
I'm going to go with "dire".

Yikes. Did not catch that.

I actually like Indira Varma and Poochie is fine. Ames pisses me off. As far as I can tell, she's there to do things "so reckless that even Guerrero wouldn't do them!" Gasp! There's a scratch on his car! How will he react!

I just like that he used "sumptuous". That's how I describe my oatmeal every morning, without fail.

Hire Otto from Airplane to sit at your desk.

I really like the title track from Get Some Go Again and the closing track, but the rest I can take or leave.

Yeah, but he said he'd show himself out and then didn't.

Rollins is a national treasure. That said, I just sold three of his spoken word discs to the used records store yesterday. He's a great storyteller but I rarely go back to his performances (with a few exceptions) more than once. Oh, and the original Come in and Burn album is underrated.

You're right, I DID forget about Shawshank.

Best one? Misery.

What happened to the other suspender strap?

I think it's ok. I've only seen a couple episodes, but they also had the guy who played Tuco on Breaking Bad. I don't know if he's still there or not.

In Through the Out Hatch?

It transforms into fat.

Hm, I barely remember Tom being in that ep. He was one of my favorite things about Voyager though. Well, his relationship with Bell … Bella … that warfette.

Any of you guys seen Todd?

Huh. That's actually kind of neat. Also, I found Ellen Page cuter in this movie than I have in the past.

Better than Leonard Pierce nude shocker.

I like that you have "sex position" and "double up" in the same comment.

I wouldn't be surprised either. On a barely related topic, I think Conan pretty much set the standard for celebrity commencement speakers.