That's old thinking.

Yeah, I was pretty underwhelmed by the superstar bartender flick. I do remember the scene where he's taking the business class and the teacher wakes him and drones, "dawn breaks on Marble Head." That was amusing, at least in memory.

I wouldn't want to be working customer service the day ZMF comes in to complain …

Adolph, you got me to groan out loud. Well done. Well … done …

These are the questions that keep me awake at night.

I think the costume come with its own

Listen to her interview on The Daily Show. They spend a lot of time talking about how to chase down little poops that have escaped the suction toilet. As you would probably expect.

Holy crap, I'd forgotten all about that.

Both justpassing and JLo are streets behind.

While Papa was talking I was thinking "bring back Ron White." God help me.

I hope so Johnagin does well out of this. I was definitely surprised when DeStefano got booted, but I was certain someone I was rooting for would take. But Esparza, much like Heisler says, ain't bad.

Pregnancy Chance with DJ Irresponsible Penis.

He quit his TV job to be on TV?

Please ignore the odd sentence structure up there. It was beerfest this weekend.

HAL being disconnected is burned into my memory, but the sequence beginning with HAL reading their lips and ending with

My name is Ricardo
I am a …

It's a consistent problem with most thrillers …
The setup is often wonderfully engaging, but the reveal is disappointing. That was always my problem with Dean Koontz (before he got completely shitty). The whatevers killing people from the dark were scary as hell, but when the lights came on they were like…

The Lost backlash began in season 2.

Heh heh heh. I do like the things-at-the-foot-of-the-bed-under-the-sheets scare. Maybe overused, but that taps right into my childhood fears. Even if it is ugly not-Katie Holmes' bed.

I liked 50 First Dates alright. It has Drew in it after all. But, it also has Schneider in it so … I won't see it again.