And rosebud was his girlfriend's asshole, while he enjoyed fucking mightily.

Agreed. Brandon and Amelie play off each other nicely. And I liked Brandon's impression of Sway. Yo World! It's yo boy, Sway!

The old dude with the big chin stole that character from Jimmy Kimmel.

I'm sure that when they reveal the true nature of the smoke monster, I will be disappointed. But, that's a little like my experience of the series as a whole. But, I too will watch most (or at least some) of the final season.

I'm surprised they were on in the first place.

Heisenberg refers to the movement & position of sub-atomic particles.

I'm 34.

What does a piece of fruit know about TV? YOU HAVE NO EYES!!

When Conan started I watched at least two or three times a week. But the later time slot really allowed him a lot of leeway with material. And I'm sure the expectations were pretty low. He created this madcap show that was, in a lot of ways a zant stepchild to what Letterman had created before him. When he went to…

Was the Ice Harvest direct to DVD? I can't remember, but I spotted it in a redbox before I had ever heard of it. Definitely not crap. Not awesome, but not crap either.

I just like the double entendre of McHale's "I have arrived."

My God. I don't know what to do with that one …

How did I fucking miss that? Oh well, thanks to the more observant denizens of the innertubes for alerting me to it.

I'm not racist! When I was six years old my best friend was a black man!

I come to remember mbs, not to bury him.
The movies that men watch live after them,
the plots are absorbed into their bones.
So let it be with mbs.

Well now he can punch St. Peter and … what? You say that joke was taken? Crap.

And then drop shit from the roof?

J.G. Levitt was only in this to give him time to secure financing for his next film: Brick2: the Shithouse Chronicles.

Lone - while that's true (especially the fuck Leno part), if he were to go to FOX, he could return to his special brand of wackier than shit comedy, but still at the Tonight Show hour. He might pull back some of the audience who left him when he moved to the Tonight Show and dulled the comedy a bit. Plus, who knows…

In the new essentials: bootleg series vol. 5: 1975 Rolling Thunder tour.