And now, an evening with David Lynch, devoted exclusively to discussion of his collection of 19th-Century porcelain figurines.

Holy crap, you weren't joking. That show exists! I demand recaps.

Hyperbolic chambers are the best fuckin thing ever

I went to school in Canada and it kicked ass. So yeah, maybe you do need to copy our social programs. Or, failing that, just bus your kids to Canada.

Books, man. Reading. For suckers.`

We have to see how far down the rabbit hole goes

It's a copy editor fail
It's "self deprecating rogue-like", not "self deprecating, rogue-like" because rogue-like is a noun (even though it doesn't look like one). Bam. Pedantry of the day.

Take it from me, this movie is boring as hell. The first half hour is interesting , then they take the world's longest boat ride, then there's some trees for about 2 hours, then it's over.