"If Zack Snyder was a better storyteller he'd be praised"

"I got nothing against Snyder"

I'd sort of like to take issue with the arbitrary nature of labeling various Nic Cage performances as either sane or crazy — his character in the godawful Knowing doesn't seem particularly crazy, and his character in Adaptation isn't particularly sane — but I'm not going to. Not today.  

Also a possibility is that the original poster, or "OP", as I like to call 'em, found this news neither good nor bad, and is simply expressing his or her indifference, as "OPs" are wont to do. In that case, the opinion cannot be said to be false.

Tool is a good band. They're niche, but they do their niche excellently. Like Spoon, another great band, they are mocked because of their popularity and their fan base. But that shouldn't bother ya; anyone who would dismiss a band on that basis alone is clearly a hopeless retard.

Miami Vice is pretty good if you're high and just want to jam on some kickass cinematography.

Yeah, I can't imagine what kind of movie would actually get a good review from Keith Phipps. Why, it would have to be one monster of a movie!

I know it's not a good rational justification
But I just like the idea of having a U.S. Senator who used to do coke with John Belushi. I'll take subversion where I can get it.

Tits & company don't get it. O'Neal isn't saying that he's personally devastated by Michael Jackson's death; he's saying that it's been somewhat unsettling acknowledging that this figure who was such a big part of the culture during many of our formative years is suddenly gone. (I don't personally feel that way, but I…