'A' becomes 'e', 'e' becomes 'i', and 'i' disappears entirely.

How much more horrible, then, if their powers combine and they become Eagleback!

I was lucky enough to see Life of Brian at the cinema back in 1979 (it ran for 15 months in Sydney at a cinema owned by the Uniting Church of Australia, which was kind of cute).

Hired - one of the greats!

"I'm thinking of getting an ass reduction, Ted."

Of course! Only the greatest actor of our time!

Which is a pretty odd thing to be upset about. What actor could possibly sell his dialogue on screen?

I think he's busy swearing at Zygons for the next year or so.

I wonder, will those of us in non-US regions be able to enjoy this Amazon exclusive?

I gave a friend's children Kiki's Delivery Service for Christmas years ago. They enjoyed it, but my friend was baffled; "She delivers stuff. THAT'S THE WHOLE MOVIE!"

Panto for Americans. And it's glorious!

I'm blearily trying to think of anything at all that is southwest of Perth and all I can think of is the Indian Ocean.

I have never watched this show. And now I find that I have 10 years' worth of box sets to go out and buy and watch end-to-end.

You are technically correct.

That's up there with Marlon Fucking Brando in Teahouse of the August Moon. Sweet suffering Jesus, what the hell were they thinking?

Except they don't worry enough about the eating part. Tragic.

Well scupper me. First it's genocide, then it's a witch-burning?

Thank you. The Cosmic Symmetry is now maintained.

Which men?

While litotes isn't exactly flavour of the month.