But I don't even work here!

The AronofskyASSaince

Too bad you traded your Methuselah rookie card

(becuz it's coming out on xmas)

Hard Eight Maids-a-Milking

They lifted the plot right out of Sack Lunch!

The gentleman's U.

No Trumpy for Gold Men

He'll be taking the form of an aristocratic peanut.

The cape of good hope

That is the only thing I've ever seen him in, circa 1994

Uncle Kracker sends his regards.

Speaking of… yo, Erik Adams, Rushmore came out in 1998, not 1999. And there are so many great movies to choose from in 1999

Danzig Queen

One of Brad Pitt's best performances, IMO. He had a great year in 2011 with Moneyball as well.

What's the dilly yo

The caption below the picture in this article is funnier.. that's actually a small order of fries.

Dom Cobb goes outside to join his children, the top keeps spinning on the kitchen table, and suddenl

He's been here the whole time but trapped in a netherworld between comment sections

Disparaging the Babadook is a Babadookable offense